Words and Music: Claude Quebec
©2008
from the 1st time we met i knew you were the one
its was cute at lunch when you ate dim sum
we played chinese checkers it was real real fun
i whooped your ass who else want some
you always let me win cuz your crushing so hard
you made me spend all my money in my credit card
i snuck in a kiss when you dropped your guard
your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
i bought you candy and flowers
i showed you love every minute of the hour
you always stay true and i look up to you
your hella hella tal just like eifel tower
i wanna take you on a date just say when
be my barbie doll and i'll be your ken
one last question would you be my girlfriend
chorus:
you are my girlfriend
my chinese girlfriend
you make me happy
with wonton soup
you'll never know dear
how much i love you
when i'm at your house i'll take off my shoes.
it was me, who took you on your first date
you were mad cuz i was like a tad bit late
when i held your hand you yelled out rape
from that point on i knew it was fate
you were my girl finally
guys wish they could just be like me
i ate with your entire family
now i'm part of the chu dynasty
your love to me is vital
we like to watch your sister at her piano recital
and it take me a while
to understand your parents i need sub titles
girl we don't have many things in common
your carmen electra i'm like dennis rodman
these shoes on my feet that's right you bought em
you heat me up like a cup of top rawmen
(chorus)
girl around you i can be blunt
i respect chinese culture so i walk in front
you buy me moon cake for my lunch
cuz you got hella money like donald trump
your not communist your from hong kong
we be havin fun when we play ping pong
karaoke time you sing my favorite song celine dion my heart will go on
your as tall as a tree yadidimean
i swear your offspring of yao ming
you surround your neck with lots of bling
and you cover your crack with designer jeans
your a fiend for perfume and purses
taking pictures at the mall we look like tourist
you drive pretty bad thank god for car insurance
people stare at your hair its wavy like ocean currents.